Maddie: Look, I really don't feel like talking. I work at the hotel as a candy counter girl. Jason: Yes, that's what trees look like before you cut them down. Kyle: Really? London: I wore these pearls yesterday. London: Is there anything you can do? Cody: I can shove 12 gummy worms up my nose. We're not allowed to accept money, make change or touch any of the merchandise. Zack: Sorry, we're watching the counter for Maddie. Carey: It's so much nicer than the mini-van we used to live in.Ĭody: Is there a hall of fame for this kind of stuff? Mr.
Harrington: I think it's so nice that this wonderful young girl lets a struggling singer and her two twin boys live in her suite. Zack: Boy, if I were 5 years older, 2 feet taller. Maddie: Do you know how much they cost? Cody: Aww, she thought we're gonna pay. Zack: First, we get you an imperial suite. you could invite me into your suite? Maddie: My sweet what? Oh, my suite! In the hotel where I live because I'm rich. Jason: Me too! Maddie: I got dragged off by a cop! Jason: I got grounded for two weeks! You ever heard of Octicorp? Maddie: The center of all evil? Jason: That's Dad! Maddie: Uh, I protest against them. Maddie: Since when? Jason: Since my father bought Oregon and started chopping down trees. Episode 3.Maddie Checks In Maddie: You recycle? Jason: Sure, bottles, cans, everything. Carey: That wasn't very nice! And that's not your shade.Ĭarey: Zack, why are you wearing a skirt? Zack: I did it so we could win money for bikes. I put it on him while he was taking a nap. What kind of superficial airhead thinks that's cool? London: Isn't this cool? Maddie: Oh, that kind.Ĭarey: Are you wearing lipstick? Zack: That's what the fight was about. Maddie: The point is, people award girls for being shallow, plastic robots. Cody: Oh it's ok, I'm not that strange except when I get really nervous I can't stop talking which is odd because I'm aware of it and you'd think I'd know better but for some strange reason. Cody: I meant, do you need some help with your bags? Rebecca: That's very nice of you but I'm not supposed to talk to strangers. Cody: Stammers Rebecca: I'm sorry, I don't speak Vietnamese. Maddie: I can't believe I'm going out with him again! London: I can't believe I might have to wear plaid! Maddie: Teach me to be mean! London: Teach me to be smart! Both: Help me! Episode 2.The Fairest of Them All Zack: I mean, this is probably the most boring hotel, in the history of boring hotels! Cody: Oh Zack Zack: I love this hotel!Ĭody: None of them has even noticed me.
and if I do say so myself I was pretty darn mean! London: So I learned something from you and you learned something from me! Maddie: Yeah! And now you have a plasma TV and. London: Is that your good news? Maddie: No, I took your advice and broke up with Lance. Maddie: Wow, all I get when I get an A+ is an extra slice of pie. 1.13 Cookin' With Romeo and Juliet Įpisode 1.Hotel Hangout London: Good news! Maddie: Me too! I'm finally a dork! London: Me first: I got a D+ in math! Maddie: That's good news!!!!! I am very proud of you London: Yeah! Thanks to you, I passed.1.4 Episode 5.Grounded on the 23rd Floor.